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is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. There no fists at x-art , only beautiful girls!
Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture . The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility , sophistication, and masculinity .
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